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Gifts for people you actually know.

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Forgot the date? Need an apology? Or just feel like making their day? You’re covered.

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Three ways to make it personal.

All digital. All personalized. All ready before the moment passes.

The Relationship Coupon BookletMOST LIKELY TO WORK

The Relationship Coupon Booklet

$4.99

Redeemable favors, suspiciously thoughtful gestures, and just enough romance.

For JamieA Formal Notice
of RegretWith love, Morgan
JAMIEGC
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Digital Emergency Card & Envelope

$4.99

A personalized digital card they actually open. Break the seal, open the envelope, and reveal what you should probably have said earlier.

Government-Issued Relationship Report CardBUREAUCRATICALLY BRUTAL

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card

$4.99

An unnecessarily official assessment of their crimes, merits, and continued eligibility.

You know the person. We’ll handle the present.

Pick one. Make it personal. See the whole thing before you pay.