Gifts By Recipient
Gift Ideas For Coworkers And Colleagues
Workplace gifts have a narrow safe zone. Too personal is uncomfortable; too generic is forgettable. The sweet spot is shared professional observation — the meeting habits, the mug situation, the calendar behaviour — which is funny to everyone present and private to nobody.
Stay inside shared office material
Anything the whole team has witnessed is safe. Anything only you know probably is not.
Keep the humour about behaviour, not identity
Grade the reply-all habit, not the person.
Print one copy for the desk
A framed mock certificate on a desk outlives any leaving-card signature.
What makes it personal
Use the specifics everyone recognises: the meeting that could have been an email, the mug, the calendar blocks.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- An official assessment of their meeting punctuality and kitchen conduct.
- A leaving card issued as a formal notice of departure with a sincere final line.
- A report grading their historically strong record on remembering birthdays.
Also worth considering: Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Is this appropriate for a workplace?
- Keep your answers to shared professional observations and it stays firmly safe.
- Can a team contribute?
- One person creates it, but you can gather everyone's observations first.
- Can we print it for a card signing?
- Yes, it prints cleanly on two pages.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT