Long-Distance Gifts

Gifts For A Friend Who Moved Away

Friendships that survive a move usually do so on deliberate effort rather than proximity. An unexpected gift, months after the move and for no particular occasion, does more for that than any amount of intending to call.

Lean on the shared archive

Old jokes travel well and cost nothing to send.

Send it for no reason

Unprompted gifts land harder than occasion-driven ones, especially at a distance.

What makes it personal

Reference the specific places and habits from when you lived near each other.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

An official assessment of their conduct since relocating.
A card sent on an ordinary Tuesday for no stated reason.
A booklet of things to do when they next visit.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Digital Emergency Card & Envelope, Relationship Coupon Booklet.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Does it work abroad?: Yes.
Can I print and post it instead?: Yes, download the PDF.
How long does it take?: Minutes.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.