Personalized & Digital Gifts
Gift Ideas That Are Not Flowers, Chocolate Or Candles
Flowers, chocolate and candles account for an enormous share of all gifts given, mostly because they are safe and available. They are also, in order, dead within a week, gone within two days, and still unlit in a cupboard two years later.
Choose something that survives
A written gift is still readable long after a consumable is finished.
It still works alongside them
If you want to bring flowers too, this is what makes them mean something.
What makes it personal
Anything specific automatically outperforms anything generic here.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- A printed report that ends up on a fridge door.
- A booklet of plans that gets used across a year.
- A card that stays in a drawer instead of a recycling bin.
Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Can I pair it with flowers?
- Yes, and it makes them land better.
- How fast is it?
- Minutes.
- Cost?
- $4.99.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT