Personalized & Digital Gifts
Gift Ideas That Use One Good Photo
A photo turns a written document into something that looks issued rather than written, and the contrast between a serious ID-style layout and absurd findings is most of the comedy. One well-chosen picture does more work here than a whole album.
Pick an unflattering-but-kind photo
A slightly awkward candid outperforms a good portrait in this format.
Let the layout do the joke
Official framing plus a ridiculous photograph is the entire effect.
What makes it personal
The photo should match the document's claims about them.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- A report card carrying a deliberately terrible passport-style photograph.
- An official record with a photo taken mid-sentence.
- A framed printed copy with the picture on the front page.
Also worth considering: Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Is a photo required?
- No, the report works without one.
- What happens if I skip it?
- A placeholder frame is used instead.
- Can I print it?
- Yes.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT