Christmas & New Year

Christmas Gift Ideas For Siblings

Sibling gifts at Christmas have an audience. Whatever you give will be examined by parents, partners and anyone else in the room, which means the ideal gift is one that is funny out loud and affectionate underneath.

Use the family archive

Childhood incidents, running jokes and long-settled disputes are all fair material and all instantly recognised by the room.

Keep one thing private

One detail only the two of you understand makes the public joke land better.

What makes it personal

Old material plus one recent observation is the standard winning combination.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

A formal assessment of their lifetime record on returning borrowed items.
A coupon booklet of sibling favours, including dealing with parents.
A card marking the year in deliberately official language.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can it be read out at Christmas dinner?: It is structured to be.
Can I include a photo?: Yes, on the report card.
Can I make one for each sibling?: Yes, each written separately.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.