Christmas & New Year
Christmas Gift Ideas That Are Actually Personal
Christmas is the occasion most likely to produce gifts that nobody remembers by February, because it is the occasion with the most gifts per person. Standing out is not about spending more; it is about being the one present that could not have been bought for anyone else.
Compete on specificity, not volume
In a pile of twelve presents, the one that mentions something true about the recipient is the one discussed afterwards.
Print it so it can be opened
Christmas has a strong physical ritual. A printed booklet or document participates in that ritual properly.
Let it carry the sincerity
Christmas is a socially acceptable moment to say something genuine. Most people waste it on a signature.
What makes it personal
Use the year just gone. December gifts benefit from a twelve-month view.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- An annual report grading their year, printed and wrapped.
- A coupon booklet of favours redeemable across the following year.
- A card written to be opened on Christmas morning rather than in a stack.
Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Can I print and wrap it?
- Yes, the booklet and report download as printable PDFs.
- Can I make several?
- Yes, one per person, each written separately.
- How much per gift?
- $4.99.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT