Gifts By Recipient
Gift Ideas For Your Dad
Dad gifts default to consumables because the alternative requires knowing something specific, and many fathers volunteer very little. But behaviour is information, and most fathers are extremely consistent in theirs, which makes them ideal subjects for an official assessment.
Document the consistency
The same route. The same joke. The same opinion about the heating. Consistency is affectionate material when it is written down carefully.
Offer the things he will not ask for
Help with something, an afternoon of your time, a task taken off his list.
Formality suits fathers
A document that looks official gives a sincere message somewhere acceptable to live.
What makes it personal
Quote him. Fathers have catchphrases, and seeing them typeset formally is reliably funny.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- A report grading his navigation decisions, thermostat policy and joke repetition rate.
- A coupon for one full afternoon of help with the thing in the garage.
- A card marking a birthday in the style of official correspondence.
Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Can I print it?
- Yes, as a two-page PDF.
- Does it work for Father's Day?
- Yes.
- Can I add a photo of him?
- Yes, the report card supports one.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT