Gifts By Recipient
Gift Ideas For Housemates And Flatmates
Shared housing produces a very specific archive: the washing-up policy, the mystery in the fridge, the guest who stayed four months. It is excellent gift material, and nobody outside the house would understand a word of it — which is precisely the point.
Document the house rules and their violations
Treat the shared kitchen like a regulated environment and grade compliance accordingly.
Keep it mutual
Include at least one category where you come off worse. A one-sided assessment reads as a complaint.
Pin it to the fridge
Print it. This is the rare gift that belongs in a communal space.
What makes it personal
The funnier the specific detail, the better: the exact shelf, the exact appliance, the exact ongoing dispute.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- An official assessment of bin rota compliance and fridge governance.
- A coupon booklet of chores traded and washing-up shifts covered.
- A card for a departing housemate written as a formal tenancy conclusion.
Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Could this cause an argument?
- Keep the grading affectionate and include yourself in the criticism.
- Can I print it?
- Yes.
- Is it suitable as a moving-out gift?
- It works particularly well for that.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT