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Housewarming Gift Ideas That Are Not A Plant

New homes attract a predictable wave of candles and succulents. What the residents actually need is help, and what they will actually enjoy is someone documenting the specific absurdities of the place — the door that sticks, the neighbour, the boiler.

Offer labour

Dated vouchers for moving, painting and assembling furniture will all be redeemed.

Document the new place

A formal survey of the flat's quirks is funnier than any object.

What makes it personal

Use details of the actual property; generic house jokes fall flat.

What we would make

Relationship Coupon Booklet — $4.99

Ten redeemable coupons written around your actual habits together — the favours, gestures and small truces that only make sense in your relationship.

A booklet of dated help: one painting day, one flat-pack evening, one shopping run.
An official property survey noting the door that has never closed properly.
A card for the first night in the new place.

MAKE THEIR COUPON BOOKLET

Also worth considering: Government-Issued Relationship Report Card, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can I print it?: Yes.
Can it come from several friends?: Yes.
How quick is it?: Minutes.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.