Long-Distance Gifts
Anniversary Gifts When You Are Apart
An anniversary apart is one of the harder days in a long-distance relationship, because the whole occasion is built around being together. Something that acknowledges the distance directly, rather than politely ignoring it, tends to land much better.
Count what you have actually done
Flights taken, calls made, months survived. Distance relationships have their own statistics and they are worth writing down.
Book the next one in writing
A dated voucher for the next visit is the most reassuring thing you can send.
What makes it personal
Use the real numbers: the miles, the hours of difference, the visits so far.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- An annual review of a year conducted mostly on video calls.
- A booklet of plans dated for the next time you are in the same place.
- A card timed to open at the same moment in both time zones.
Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Can it arrive exactly on the day?
- Yes, you send the link when you choose.
- Can I add a photo?
- Yes, on the report card.
- Cost?
- $4.99.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT