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New Job And Promotion Gift Ideas
A promotion is a genuinely good moment and is almost always marked with a card everyone signs illegibly. A formal-looking document congratulating them in the exact bureaucratic register they have just been promoted into is a considerably better joke.
Match the corporate voice
The humour comes from the format sounding exactly like the emails they now have to write.
Note what they actually did
One accurate line about the work behind the promotion makes it worth keeping.
What makes it personal
Use their industry's specific vocabulary; precision is the joke.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- An official notice of promotion citing their record on unanswered emails.
- A card from the team written in immaculate corporate language.
- A booklet of favours for the first difficult month.
Also worth considering: Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Is it workplace-appropriate?
- Keep the answers professional and it is.
- Can several people sign it?
- Write it collectively and print it.
- Cost?
- $4.99.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT