Christmas & New Year
Stocking Filler Ideas For Adults That Are Not Chocolate
Stocking fillers are where most Christmas budget goes to die: satsumas, novelty items, a second pair of socks. Replacing one of those slots with something written about the person costs roughly the same and is the item most likely to survive January.
Small does not have to mean disposable
Physical size and significance are unrelated. A printed page can outlast every other gift in the room.
Keep it light in tone
This is the joke slot, not the serious one. One sincere line at the end is plenty.
What makes it personal
Short, funny and precisely observed is the right specification for this slot.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- A folded mock certificate recognising an entirely trivial family achievement.
- A short coupon booklet of favours across January.
- A printed report grading their performance over the festive period itself.
Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- How much is it?
- $4.99.
- Can I print it small?
- Yes, it scales down well.
- Can I make one for each family member?
- Yes, each is created separately.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT