Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Partner

Buying for a live-in partner at Christmas is uniquely constrained. The surprise is usually gone by mid-December, the budget is shared, and the list was compiled jointly. A written gift is the only category they cannot audit in advance.

Give them something unpredictable

They can guess the parcel; they cannot guess which of their habits you chose to immortalise.

Use the year you have just shared

December is a natural point to review twelve months of domestic comedy.

What makes it personal

The year's specific events, the arguments that became running jokes, and one thing you never said out loud.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

An annual assessment of the household, graded fairly and signed formally.
A coupon booklet of concessions for the coming year.
A card opened on Christmas morning before anything else.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can I wrap it?: Print it and wrap it, or send the link.
Can I add a photo?: Yes, on the report card.
Can I preview it first?: Yes.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.