Custom Gifts Without The Two-Week Production Time

Custom products are typically the slowest things you can order: production time, then shipping, then a proof you have to approve. That is fine in October and useless in the week you actually need it. Written customisation has none of that overhead.

No production queue

The gift is generated from your answers and shown to you immediately.

You approve before you pay

Read the finished gift first; there is no proofing cycle to wait for.

What makes it personal

The customisation is the content itself rather than an engraving.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

A custom report written from twelve answers about them.
A booklet whose vouchers you shape through the questionnaire.
A card customised down to the specific anecdote it references.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Is there a proofing wait?: No, you see it straight away.
Can I change it?: You can regenerate before paying.
Cost?: $4.99.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.