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Father's Day Gift Ideas For A Man Who Wants Nothing

Fathers are famously difficult to buy for, mostly because they buy whatever they want and refuse to admit wanting anything else. What tends to work is something funny about him specifically, or time he cannot decline because it is written down with a date on it.

Tease him accurately

The driving opinions, the thermostat rules, the stories told at every gathering.

Offer specific help

A dated voucher for a job he has been meaning to do is a real gift.

What makes it personal

Dad gifts run on catchphrases and long-standing domestic policy.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

An official assessment of his navigational decisions over the last year.
A booklet of dated Saturdays helping with the jobs he keeps mentioning.
A card that teases for three lines and then says something true.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can I print it?: Yes.
Can I add a photo?: Yes, on the report card.
How long does it take?: A few minutes.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.