Funny & Roast Gifts

Funny Anniversary Gift Ideas For Couples Who Tease Each Other

Anniversaries push most couples towards a sincerity they do not normally use with each other, which is why so many anniversary gifts feel slightly out of character. An annual review keeps the couple's real voice and still marks the occasion properly.

Grade the year

Categories, marks, commendations, areas for improvement. Both of you, not just them.

Sign it off sincerely

One straight sentence at the bottom of a comic page is worth more than a full card of verse.

What makes it personal

The year's actual events, including the trip that went wrong.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

An annual relationship review with grades in the categories you argue about.
A booklet of vouchers settling the year's outstanding disputes.
A card that teases for a page and ends properly.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can I add a photo?: Yes.
Can I print it?: Yes, as a two-page PDF.
Cost?: $4.99.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.