Funny & Roast Gifts

Funny Gift Ideas For Your Girlfriend

Funny gifts for a partner have a narrow target: it has to be recognisably about her, clearly fond, and not accidentally about anything she is actually self-conscious about. Habits and running jokes hit that target; anything else risks it.

Choose the safe categories

Shared habits, joint decisions, mutual running jokes. Nothing she has ever complained about seriously.

Award her the win

Grade yourself lower than her somewhere in the document.

What makes it personal

The things you already tease her about, written down formally.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

An assessment of her record on falling asleep during films she chose.
A formal finding regarding the number of unopened tabs and unfinished drinks.
A coupon booklet of concessions with unreasonably precise terms.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can I control how harsh it is?: Yes, through your answers.
Can I add a photo?: Yes.
Cost?: $4.99.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.