Funny & Roast Gifts

Funny Gift Ideas For Your Boyfriend

Most relationships already run a continuous informal commentary on each other's behaviour. Turning that into an official-looking document just gives it letterhead, which is somehow much funnier than saying it out loud for the hundredth time.

Use the standing arguments

The thermostat, the directions, the food from your plate.

Grade him generously at the end

One high mark in an unexpected category is the warm bit.

What makes it personal

Everything you have already said out loud, now formally recorded.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

A performance review covering navigation, punctuality and blanket distribution.
A booklet of vouchers conceding one argument at a time.
A card issued as formal correspondence about the fries situation.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can I add a photo?: Yes, on the report card.
Can I print it?: Yes.
How long does it take?: A few minutes.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.