Funny & Roast Gifts

Gift Ideas Built Around An Inside Joke

Every close relationship has a joke that has been running for years and has stopped making sense to outsiders. Giving it a formal document is disproportionately satisfying, precisely because the stakes are so absurdly low and the reference so specific.

Do not explain it

Explanation kills it. The gift should read as though the joke is official policy.

Commit fully to the format

Treat the trivial thing with total procedural seriousness.

What makes it personal

One joke, taken to an unreasonable extreme, beats five references.

What we would make

Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99

An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.

An official report treating a four-year-old running joke as a formal matter of record.
A booklet of vouchers all referencing the same incident.
A card written as correspondence from the institution the joke invented.

MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT

Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.

How it works

Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.

Questions

Can I include the joke exactly?: Yes, you provide the details.
Can I print it?: Yes.
How fast?: Minutes.

Ready when you are

About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.