Personalized & Digital Gifts
Personalized Gifts For Someone Who Owns Everything
People who buy whatever they want are impossible to out-shop and very easy to out-think. Anything purchasable is already available to them; anything written about them by someone who knows them well is not available at any price.
Change the category
Stop competing on objects. A document about them has no retail equivalent.
Use your unfair advantage
You know things about them no shop does. That is the entire product.
What makes it personal
The more specific and unpurchasable the detail, the stronger the gift.
What we would make
Government-Issued Relationship Report Card — $4.99
An absurdly official two-page assessment of their merits, infractions and continued eligibility — affectionate, specific and very formally typeset.
- An official assessment of their habits that no retailer could produce.
- A booklet of your time, which they cannot order.
- A card containing something you have never said to them.
Also worth considering: Relationship Coupon Booklet, Digital Emergency Card & Envelope.
How it works
- Answer a short set of questions about the person — habits, history, the running jokes.
- We write the gift from your answers and show you the finished thing.
- Pay $4.99 once, then download the clean file or send the private link.
Questions
- Is $4.99 too cheap for them?
- The value is in the content, not the price.
- Can I print it?
- Yes.
- Can I add a photo?
- Yes, on the report card.
Ready when you are
About four minutes from here to a finished gift. You see the whole thing before you pay.
MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP REPORT